Direktlänk till inlägg 21 mars 2011
Religion! The root of all evil. I myself believe there is a god or something,,,a creator but i am also a logical thinker. I have asked many priests, christian, catholic etc etc if they actually believe there was a Noahs ark? They all answered yes? or " do you really believe that people lived to be over 300 years old?" they answered yes? I could go on and on with similar examples. What if I was to tell you readers that god told me to take all new born baby boys and cut the skin off their penises? a bush that was on fire spoke to me? and if you dont belive me! you will burn for eternity in a lake of fire, I may even send some one around to kill all you disbelieving fuckers! Fuck it! may as well go all the way, I will find a whole little country of people who have different religious views to mine. Me and my people will kill every single person there, including cute little babies, mothers and children. I think I will even change the name of the country to Misrael and claim it for my people, Auzwich etc will look like a picnic compared to what I have in mind. By the way! all the food you idiots eat must be blessed by one of my employees otherwise you are commiting a serious crime and may even go to hell for it, The cost of this ceromony will be discussed in private. We are also beginning a building project. God spoke to one of my men and He wants a temple built for him to live in whilst he visits our earth. Would you believe it! he even gave him a loooong list of materials he wants for the building. or his new home as i wish to call it. I never thought god would go into such detail but he wants,,,,100 yards of the finest silk, 628kilos of gold, Wooden mahogony beams exactly 7 meters in length, 10 inch by 8 thick( 300 of those). The finest marble floors, each plate must be 45 inches by 60 inches , satin sheets, a big screen T.V and much more. He also asked me to ask you readers to donate all this stuff to us, I am sure all materials donated will give you a guaranteed chair in heaven when you die. By the way! if you die? your body must now be buried only in one of our grand burial spots. One of my men will be willing to conduct a special ceremony for your soul,,, for a price of course. I also want all your new borns to baptized otherwise they will go to hell,,,, this also has a price. If you have no money? a payment plan for your relatives and loved ones shall be provided. We are having an introduction party next week where a friend of mine will be performing miracles. He will be walking on water and later in the night will turn all the water in my swimming pool into wine,,,, dont miss it! One last thing, someone has been stealing pigs from our wealthy farmers. Do not eat pig meat! it is a a deadly sin and you will go to hell. ????????????????????????? Why do millions of people believe the above to be true? could the bible maybe be gods way to weed out the fools?
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