A new dieting craze has hit the United States! ANASORB. Your food intake can remain as always, only instead of consuming your food orally you do it anally. Experts say that proteins and vitamins are absorbed through the thin tissue in your anal canal and and then into  the blood system. Your food gets inserted by what they call an Anal Feeder. It is simply a tube similar to what we have on our vacuum machines. The rectum is first lubricated, insert the anal feeder then pour your blended dinner in. Bon apetit.